People and their animals

If there's anything I hate more than people's obnoxious animals, it's their obnoxious kids. The other day while driving to work, I saw a lady dragging one of those little red wagons with her kid in it, which was towing another red wagon with a kid in it, which was tied to a plastic Fisher-Price wagon, again with a child in it, dragging one last wagon complete with child. It was a formidable choo-choo train of wagon riding children of various ages. I nearly choked on my coffee and crashed my car - but at least I would have died laughing. Link.

But that's not what this post is about. Today, kids, we're going to learn about animals. I happened to be watching television and was terrified to learn that dogs have better dental care than most humans! Apparently there is this product that you can buy and your dog chews on it and it cleans its teeth. Why can't inventors throw us a fucking bone here? Toothpaste? And floss? Who the fuck came up with floss anyway?

Come on people, we gotta draw the line somewhere! Fucking dental hygiene for your dog?!? Really? What is the life expectancy for a dog anyways? What's the point of having your puppy's teeth outlast his lifespan? Are you going to collect Fido's teeth so you can snag some extra coin from the tooth fairy?

Same with violence, it seems that the bleeding hearts make more of a fuss when a cute kitty gets wasted than when people are the victims of violence. People piss away their effort on the things that don't matter. Yes, I know you love Scooby, but think about the example Shaggy is setting for your kids by smoking hash in the back of that van. Stop protesting about animal testing and go fight some crime if you care about the sanctity of life you fucking morons.

Enough ranting for tonight, I have to set up some traps to crush tiny rodents.